"When confronted by a hungry wolf, it is unwise to goad the beast, as Cato would have us do. But it is equally unwise to imagine the snarling animal a friend and offer your hand, as Pompey does."
This is still at the top for me for HBO shows. Beats GoT, Broadwalk, True Detective (eh…maybe), definitely beats True Blood - ha. I’ve rewatched it so many times.
the upper pantheon of HBO shows is Deadwood, Rome, Carnivale, True Detective
with Game of Thrones and Boardwalk hanging around being pretty cool but not on their level
some highlights from dril, the vilest and funniest human being to ever exist on twiterr.r
"Don’t give birth to that bonehead in my office" is one of my favorite sentences ever written
HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
wint is the best twitter poster
I can never get posts with long quotes to reblog right from my phone.
I have been crushed by technology.
powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time
this just seems like a Paul joke…
you are hereby sentenced to being benchpressed til dead
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
hahaha yesss this is one of the first quotes i ever remember seeing on this website and it had thousands of notes and i wanted to say something but i didn’t want to be hailed as a jerk right off the bat but REALLY COME ON